whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: What the fuck Sam Worthington? Who do you think you are, being all sexy-dorable on my computer, making squinting in bright light the newest thing to turn me on? Stop that! He’s always ruggedly tan, always messy haired, and always Scruffy, even when he cleans up. And can we just take a moment of silence right now to thank whoever made the decision to put him in those glasses?!                    …Amen. He’s completely down to earth: there’s no Hollywood ego on him, and he doesn’t care about what people think of him. I mean, he wore Payless shoes to the Oscars. And he looked good. Said those high priced designer joints made him look like a goblin and he wasn’t wearing that shit. He’s taken over this world as we know it, and a few others as well. First he was a machine. Then he was a paralyzed Marine. Then an Avatar (and later one of the Omaticaya). Now he’s going to be the son of a fucking GOD. You know what each version of him has in common? That’s right: hotness. You’re smart. He’s a goddamn Australian. Have you heard him talk? There could be nothing sexier. Except maybe him and Zac Efron kinda rubbing up on each other like that.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. What the fuck Sam Worthington? Who do you think you are, being all sexy-dorable on my computer, making squinting in bright light the newest thing to turn me on? Stop that!
  2. He’s always ruggedly tan, always messy haired, and always Scruffy, even when he cleans up. And can we just take a moment of silence right now to thank whoever made the decision to put him in those glasses?!                    …Amen.
  3. He’s completely down to earth: there’s no Hollywood ego on him, and he doesn’t care about what people think of him. I mean, he wore Payless shoes to the Oscars. And he looked good. Said those high priced designer joints made him look like a goblin and he wasn’t wearing that shit.
  4. He’s taken over this world as we know it, and a few others as well. First he was a machine. Then he was a paralyzed Marine. Then an Avatar (and later one of the Omaticaya). Now he’s going to be the son of a fucking GOD. You know what each version of him has in common? That’s right: hotness. You’re smart.
  5. He’s a goddamn Australian. Have you heard him talk? There could be nothing sexier. Except maybe him and Zac Efron kinda rubbing up on each other like that.

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