A conversation between Adam and me
- Me: Are you back in Sydney?
- Adam: Maybe
- M: Devious mynx!
- M: Or minx.
- A: Insufferable imp!
- M: Stinky badger!
- A: That was a step down in terms of of both wit AND vocabulary. You LOSE.
- M: The aim is for insults to increase in vulgarity AND decrease in eloquence.
- A: Eloquence! You regain my respect with the use of that word. It was the word I needed in my previous message.
- M: I apologise for the brevity and belated nature of my previous message. I was detained by a patient who required my aid.
- A: Whatever. That's no excuse.
- M: I find your mode of conversation both ill-mannered and un-gentlemanly. I challenge you to fisticuffs!
- A: SKANK.
- M: y0u \/\/1n!