• Me: Are you back in Sydney?
  • Adam: Maybe
  • M: Devious mynx!
  • M: Or minx.
  • A: Insufferable imp!
  • M: Stinky badger!
  • A: That was a step down in terms of of both wit AND vocabulary. You LOSE.
  • M: The aim is for insults to increase in vulgarity AND decrease in eloquence.
  • A: Eloquence! You regain my respect with the use of that word. It was the word I needed in my previous message.
  • M: I apologise for the brevity and belated nature of my previous message. I was detained by a patient who required my aid.
  • A: Whatever. That's no excuse.
  • M: I find your mode of conversation both ill-mannered and un-gentlemanly. I challenge you to fisticuffs!
  • A: SKANK.
  • M: y0u \/\/1n!
  • Published: October 24, 2010
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