April 2010
53 posts
WatchHousemate Dylan on the pile of mattresses leftover from the sleepover.
Dead, but pest free
Dylan: I went for a bushwalk today and now my crotch is itchy. I think I might have a tick.
Zach: It could be from that hooker you slept with.
Dylan: But she was already dead!
Beer, anyone? Beer? Beer?
Dylan: Beer, Brian?
Me: No, thanks.
Dylan: Two then?
Me: Nah I'm good.
Dylan: Three then! I'm only going to ask twice!
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“I didn’t go to Como today because it sounds like “homo”. Drive...”
– Dylan
Watchvia The Onion
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“I find it gay when I’m jerking off!”
– Dylan, Housemate
WatchYou’re licked!
Small things amuse small minds. As you can probably tell, my humungous head houses a tiny mind.
The bloody evening nurse told the CT nurse to go home 30 minutes early, then ignores the call bells from CT which then makes me have to go all the way to the other side of the department.
Since I am hungry and cranky, this will not be soon forgotten!
“On an unrelated note, my bum hurts because I pooed a lot today.”
– Zach, Brian’s housemate, ending what was an otherwise normal conversation. (via ohnoitsadam)
ohnoitsadam:
I just woke up from a nightmare. It involved this type of viral coral that somehow infected the computer of a marine biologist. Then, through computer hacking and the internet, the coral started doing things to redistribute dirt, rocks and sand around the world more evenly so that there would be an optimal level of sea water for more coral to grow.
Adam: When I hear the word "Philippines" the images that comes to mind are the Chocolate Hills and housemaids.
